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  • Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

    But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only

    be broken by love's first kiss.

    She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing

    dragon.

    Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,

    but non prevailed.

    She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest

    tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

    {Laughing}

    Like that's ever gonna happen.

    {Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}

    What a load of -


    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

    I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

    She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

    In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

    The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

    Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'

    Didn't make sense not to live for fun

    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

    So much to do so much to see

    So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets

    You'll never know if you don't go

    You'll never shine if you don't glow

    Hey, now You're an all-star

    Get your game on, go play

    Hey, now You're a rock star

    Get the show on, get paid

    And all that glitters is gold

    Only shootin' stars break the mold

    It's a cool place and they say it gets colder

    You're bundled up now but wait till you get older

    But the meteor men beg to differ

    Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

    The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin

    The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

    My world's on fire

    How 'bout yours

    That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

    Hey, now, you're an all-star

    {Shouting}

    Get your game on, go play

    Hey, now You're a rock star

    Get the show on, get paid

    And all that glitters is gold

    Only shootin' stars break the mold

    {Belches}

    Go!

    Go!

    {Record Scratching}

    Go. Go.Go.

    Hey, now, you're an all-star

    Get your game on, go play

    Hey, now You're a rock star

    Get the show on, get paid

    And all that glitters is gold

    Only shootin' stars break the mold


    -Think it's in there?

    -All right. Let's get it!

    -Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

    -Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

    {Laughs}

    -Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.

    Now, ogres - - They're much worse.

    They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

    -No!

    -They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!

    Actually, it's quite good on toast.

    -Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

    {Gasping}

    -Right.

    {Roaring}

    {Shouting}

    {Roaring}

    {Whispers} This is the part where you run away.

    {Gasping}

    {Laughs}

    {Laughing} And stay out!

    "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."

    {Sighs}

    {Man's voice} All right. This one's full.

    -Take it away!

    {Gasps}

    -Move it along. Come on! Get up!

    -Next!

    -Give me that! Your fiying days are over.

    That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

    -Get up! Come on!

    -Twenty pieces.

    {Thudding}

    -Sit down there!

    -Keep quiet!

    {Crying}

    -This cage is too small.

    -Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.

    I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

    -Oh, shut up.

    -Oh!

    -Next!

    -What have you got?

    -This little wooden puppet.

    -I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.

    -Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

    -Father, please! Don't let them do this!

    -Help me!

    -Next! What have you got?

    -Well, I've got a talking donkey.

    {Grunts}

    -Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.

    -Oh, go ahead, little fella.

    -Well?

    -Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous.

    He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - -

    -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

    -No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.

    I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.

    -Get her out of my sight.

    -No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

    {Gasps}

    -Hey! I can fly!

    -He can fly!

    -He can fly!

    -He can talk!

    -Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

    You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly

    but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!

    Oh-oh.

    {Grunts}

    -Seize him!

    -After him! He's getting away!

    {Grunts, Gasps}

    {Man}

    -Get him! This way! Turn!

    -You there. Orge!

    -Aye?

    -By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under

    arrest

    and transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility.

    -Oh, really? You and what army?

    {Gasps, Whimpering}

    {Chuckles}

    -Can I say something to you?

    -Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here.

    Incredible!

    Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa!

    -Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great

    back here? Those guards!

    They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They

    was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made

    me feel good to see that.

    -Oh, that's great. Really.

    -Man, it's good to be free.

    -Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?

    Hmm?

    -But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by

    myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.

    You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit

    out of anybody that crosses us.

    {Roaring}

    -Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that

    don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you

    definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks!

    You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - -

    {Mumbling}

    Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my

    butt that day.

    -Why are you following me?

    -I'll tell you why.


    'Cause I'm all alone

    There's no one here beside me

    My promlems have all gone

    There's no one to deride me

    But you gotta heve friends - -


    -Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

    -Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.

    -Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?

    -Uh - - Really tall?

    -No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't

    that bother you?

    -Nope.

    -Really?

    -Really, really.

    -Oh.

    -Man, I like you. What's you name?

    -Uh, Shrek.

    -Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?

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  • Pink smurfs need to go back to where they came from.

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  • Purple snakes continue to slither towards ignorance.

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  • Yellow ducklings have a greater motive.

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  • Even cows are blue if you think hard enough.

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